My name is Paula.
From Chicago, I now live in Springfield, Missouri. I like video games, food, sleeping, rollerblading, camping, canoeing, and photography.
Don't mind me, I'm just here for shits and giggles.
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bogleech:

"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.

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  • friend:

    *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"

  • me:

    what

  • friend:

    OH MAN

  • OH

  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST

  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME

  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.

  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.